moparstuart
Well-Known Member
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and
a sheepdog
were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were
stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every
evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red
with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze
was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely
man. Soon, he leaned over to the
sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the
man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but
there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi .
That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening - red sky,
cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned
over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex
for months.
Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for
him.
He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
a sheepdog
were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were
stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every
evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red
with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze
was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely
man. Soon, he leaned over to the
sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the
man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but
there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi .
That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening - red sky,
cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned
over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex
for months.
Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for
him.
He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
