moparstuart
Well-Known Member
LOL... I can only imagine why she switched hotels...
Why She Changed Hotels
Last week, a lady checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a
bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised
in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy
calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical
skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the
right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six
pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his
well oiled butt.... you get the picture. She figured, what the heck,
I'll give him a call.
"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" ... Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated she rushed right in,
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. "No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town
all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot,
and I want it now.
"Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got
in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up,
cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything
baby.
"Now how does that sound?"
He said, "Oh my God... that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to
press 9 for an outside line."
Why She Changed Hotels
Last week, a lady checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a
bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised
in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy
calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical
skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the
right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six
pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his
well oiled butt.... you get the picture. She figured, what the heck,
I'll give him a call.
"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" ... Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated she rushed right in,
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. "No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town
all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot,
and I want it now.
"Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got
in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up,
cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything
baby.
"Now how does that sound?"
He said, "Oh my God... that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to
press 9 for an outside line."
