senior breakfast

[moparstuart]

Fw: Senior Breakfast Special











> > > If you are a senior you will understand this one. If you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better. And, if you are not a senior yet ... God willing, someday you will be!!!
> >
> > The $2.99 Special
> >
> >
> >
> > We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
> >
> > 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'
> >
> > 'Then, I'll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.
> >
> > 'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.
> >
> > 'YES!!' stated the waitress.
> >
> > 'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.
> >
> > 'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.
> >
> > 'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
> >
> > DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
> > WE'VE been around the block more than once!!!
> >
> >
> >
> > Send this to the Seniors in your life. I'm sure they'll appreciate it!!!
> >
> > Even non-seniors will appreciate it!!!
> >
> >

 

[george68hemirr]

wow stuie that was very good.....thanks for the tip :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[mcmopar]

Yeah that's great - except you better hope you don't break the eggs in your purse (for those of you who carry a purse that is )

 

[69hemibeep]

:lmao: