moparstuart
Well-Known Member
GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO>>>>>>>> A man and his wife were>> awakened at 3:00 am by a loud>> pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes>> to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring>> rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it>> is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to>> bed.>>>>>>>>>> "Who was that?" asked his>> wife.>>>>>>>>>> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he>>>> answers. "Did you help him?" she asks.>>>>>>>>>> "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it>> is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his>> wife. "Can't you re member about three months ago when we broke down, and >> those>> two guys helped us?>>>>>>>>>> I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The >> man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes>> out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you >> still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" >> calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.>>>>>>>>>> "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the>> swing set," replied the drunk.
