george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Redneck home security
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM ON A BUDGET
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Hey Bubba, Duke & Slim,
I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P.S.. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM ON A BUDGET
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Hey Bubba, Duke & Slim,
I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P.S.. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
