moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Drinking with a Redneck
Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and
A redneck girl are in the
Same bar.
When the Mexican finishes
his beer, he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out his pistol,
and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously
impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws it into the air,
Pulls out his AK-47, and
shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World,
We have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The redneck girl, cool as a
Cucumber, picks up her beer
, downs it in one gulp, throws
the glass into the air, whips
out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it
on the bar, and calling for a
refill, she says,
'In America we have so many
illegal aliens that we don't
Have to drink with the
Same ones twice.'
God Bless America
Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and
A redneck girl are in the
Same bar.
When the Mexican finishes
his beer, he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out his pistol,
and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously
impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws it into the air,
Pulls out his AK-47, and
shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World,
We have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The redneck girl, cool as a
Cucumber, picks up her beer
, downs it in one gulp, throws
the glass into the air, whips
out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it
on the bar, and calling for a
refill, she says,
'In America we have so many
illegal aliens that we don't
Have to drink with the
Same ones twice.'
God Bless America
