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I think you guys are full of shit.
Subject: FW: Redneck Bank Loan
Never under estimate any Arkansas Redneck.
Subject: Redneck Bank Loan
A Redneck from Arkansas walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris on an International Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.
Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5000 and the interest of $23.07 The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a highly sophisticated investor and multi-millionaire with real estate and financial interest all over the world. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5000?"
The good 'ole Arkie replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"
His name was Bubba.
'In God We Trust'
Never under estimate any Arkansas Redneck.
Subject: Redneck Bank Loan
A Redneck from Arkansas walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris on an International Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.
Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5000 and the interest of $23.07 The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a highly sophisticated investor and multi-millionaire with real estate and financial interest all over the world. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5000?"
The good 'ole Arkie replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"
His name was Bubba.
'In God We Trust'
