A preacher died and when he got to the pearly gates there was another man in front of him. St. Peter asked the man who he was and he said a taxi cab driver from New York. St. Peter checked his list and gave the man a gold staff and silk robe and said “Welcome to Heaven.” The preacher was next and when St. Peter checked his list he gave him a wooden staff and cotton robe. The preacher was very surprised and asked why the cab driver got a gold staff and silk robe. St. Peter said, “our entry list is based on results, when you preached people slept, when he drove people prayed!”