george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Positive Attitude
Thursday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
I managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”
NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
Thursday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
I managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”
NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
