Political Corectness

[Basketcase]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, people who live in or are from northeast Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee and West Virginia will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES'.
You must now refer to them as "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS"

And furthermore,




HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
'BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
'INSTRUCTIONALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
'LOW-COST PROVIDER.'

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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He simply has
'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's not a 'CRACK' you see when he bends over, it's 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

 

[69hemibeep]

Really :jester:

 

[Roadcuda]

Political Correctness, Talk about an oxymoron!

 

[Roof man]

Nice one roadcuda. :bart:

 

[george68hemirr]

good one