polite way to pee

[george68hemirr]

POLITE WAY TO PEE

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying
to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to
the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'

What about you Peter, how would you say it?'
Peter said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to
say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can
you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused
for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.

 

[69hemibeep]

Unemployed friend LOL

 

[Basketcase]

:basketcase::basketcase::basketcase:

or just say :I gotta go see a man about a horse......

 

[Roadcuda]

That little Johnny, he's such a smarty pants!!!

 

[abodybill]

Teacher ask me I would have said be back in a minute got to shake the dew off the lilly.

 

[george68hemirr]

drain the dragon

 

[Steve]

Siphon the python