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moparstuart

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Elected Surgery????!!!!!????!!!!
A woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in

size because they were too loose and floppy.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret

and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses

carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately
calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him:"I felt sad because you went through this

all by yourself."

"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his

new ears."
 
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