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paddy and murphy

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Paddy and Murphy


Paddy and Murphy were talking one afternoon when Paddy tells Murphy,

"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Molly got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas and Molly got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darn me, if Molly didn't get pregnant again."

Murphy asks Paddy, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Paddy says, "This year I'm taking Molly with me."
 

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ACME A12 said:
Somehow I think we all saw that one coming... :D
Your self appointed Joke lieutenant was pretty rough on these guys while you were gone, kinda like Deputy Fife :lol: :lol:
 

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69hemibeep said:
ACME A12 said:
Somehow I think we all saw that one coming... :D
Your self appointed Joke lieutenant was pretty rough on these guys while you were gone, kinda like Deputy Fife :lol: :lol:

Good man! We'll have to put you in for a promotion from Lt. to Capt.... :D

Even though you're pretty handy with firearms, I'm glad to hear that you're keeping your lone bullet in your pocket...although if you ever feel the need to chamber that round and fire at Stuie's feet - making him dance a little I'm sure we can write up the report with just the right slant... :lmao:

:jester:
 
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