george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
> One for the ladies.......
> One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
> sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the lau ndry room, he
> shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
> 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
> He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ..'
>
> And they say blondes are dumb...
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> A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
> 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
> The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
>
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> 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped
out
> of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think
if
> I mowed the lawn like this?'
> 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
>
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>
> Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
> A: A rumor
>
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> Dear Lord,
> I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
> Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll
> beat him to death.
> AMEN
>
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> Q: Why do little boys whine?
> A: They are practicing to be men.
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> Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
and
> calling your name?
> A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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> Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
> A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
