george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Subj: One Fast Goat !!!!!!
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they
come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and
are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says
"Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see
the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says, "I don't know, but
let's throw something down and listen and see how long
it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old
automobile transmission here, give me a hand and
we'll throw it in and see." So they pick it up and
carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw
it in the hole. They are standing there listening and
looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush
behind them. They turn around just in time to see a
goat come crashing through the
brush, run up to the hole and without hesitation, jump
in head first!
While they are standing there looking at each other looking
in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all
about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there," says
the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my
goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we
were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running
out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and
jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
The old farmer said, "Why that's impossible, I had
him chained to a transmission! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they
come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and
are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says
"Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see
the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says, "I don't know, but
let's throw something down and listen and see how long
it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old
automobile transmission here, give me a hand and
we'll throw it in and see." So they pick it up and
carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw
it in the hole. They are standing there listening and
looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush
behind them. They turn around just in time to see a
goat come crashing through the
brush, run up to the hole and without hesitation, jump
in head first!
While they are standing there looking at each other looking
in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all
about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there," says
the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my
goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we
were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running
out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and
jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
The old farmer said, "Why that's impossible, I had
him chained to a transmission! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
