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george68hemirr

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A woman goes shoe-shopping one day.

As the salesman is helping her try on shoes he notices she is not wearing panties.

He looks at the woman and says, "Man, I'd love to fill that with ice cream and eat it!"

The woman slaps the man and runs home to tell her husband.

The husband acts disinterested and his wife gets angry and asks, "Aren't you going to do anything?!"

The husband replies, "First of all, you have too many shoes as it is.”

“Second, you shouldn't be out shopping without panties.”

“And third of all, there's no way I'm going to mess with someone who can eat that much ice cream!"
 

Roadcuda

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That reminds me of an old Friars Club Roast of Don Rickles. A joke was told of the time he was going down on Za Za Gabor whne he said, My, what a deep c##t, what a deep c##t. She said , you don't have to say it twice! And Rickles said, but I only said it once!
 

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Sounds like a lost episode of Married with Children. Al Bundy is my hero. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
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