george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
An elderly man in West Virginia had owned a large farm for
several Years. He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so He fixed it up nice
with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,and some apple, and peach trees
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as
he Hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a Five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with Glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of
young women Skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his
presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until
you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the
alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
several Years. He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so He fixed it up nice
with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,and some apple, and peach trees
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as
he Hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a Five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with Glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of
young women Skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his
presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until
you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the
alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
