george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Old lady biker.......
An 80 year old lady always wanted to join a local bikers club.
So, one day she goes up to a biker's door and knocks on the door. A big
hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was quite amused, but explained to her that she needs
to meet a few requirements in order to join.
The biker asks her, "Do you own a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked right over
there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink
everyone in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, like a chimney. At least 2
packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening when
I'm shooting pool."
The biker was very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you
ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but
I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
An 80 year old lady always wanted to join a local bikers club.
So, one day she goes up to a biker's door and knocks on the door. A big
hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was quite amused, but explained to her that she needs
to meet a few requirements in order to join.
The biker asks her, "Do you own a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked right over
there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink
everyone in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, like a chimney. At least 2
packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening when
I'm shooting pool."
The biker was very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you
ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but
I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
