george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is
> a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other a gorgeous blond in her
> mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them: "I'm not going to sugar coat
> it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you two had better
> be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun.
> Who wants to try out first?"
>
> The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the
> gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and
> pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat
> revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks,
> sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He
> continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his
> head at her feet.
>
> The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
> display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks:
> "Can you top that?"
>
> The tough old golfer replies: "No problem, just get that lion out of
> there."
> a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other a gorgeous blond in her
> mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them: "I'm not going to sugar coat
> it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you two had better
> be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun.
> Who wants to try out first?"
>
> The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the
> gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and
> pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat
> revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks,
> sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He
> continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his
> head at her feet.
>
> The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
> display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks:
> "Can you top that?"
>
> The tough old golfer replies: "No problem, just get that lion out of
> there."
