moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Ya gotta be dead not to laugh at this one 
> Never Choke in a
> restaurant in the South
>
>
> Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot
> of whisky, they talk about their moonshine
> operation.
>
> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
> sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or
> so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
> distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and
> says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
> The woman shakes her head no.
>
> Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
>
> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
> no.
>
> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her
> dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her
> right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman
> is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
> obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
> breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to
> the bar.
>
> His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
> 'Hind Lick Manoeuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody
> do it!'
>
> If you don't send this to five friends, there will
> be five fewer people laughing in the world!!
> Never Choke in a
> restaurant in the South
>
>
> Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot
> of whisky, they talk about their moonshine
> operation.
>
> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
> sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or
> so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
> distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and
> says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
> The woman shakes her head no.
>
> Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
>
> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
> no.
>
> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her
> dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her
> right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman
> is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
> obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
> breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to
> the bar.
>
> His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
> 'Hind Lick Manoeuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody
> do it!'
>
> If you don't send this to five friends, there will
> be five fewer people laughing in the world!!
