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george68hemirr

I think you guys are full of shit.
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A blonde heard that baths in milk would make herbeautiful.
Sheleft a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

Whenthe milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
Hethought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarifythe point.

Theblonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking meto leave 25 gallons of milk.
Didyou mean 2.5 gallons?"

Theblonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up withmilk and
takea milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

Themilkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

Theblonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on myeyes." :groucho: :groucho: :groucho:
 
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