george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
Under your skirt I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the 2 MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
And said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go
To Iraq ...'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
Legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
A great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'
Under your skirt I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the 2 MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
And said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go
To Iraq ...'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
Legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
A great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'
