moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Little boy at the nude beach. THIS IS PRICELESS... ..
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> > A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach...
> > As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
> > She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'
> > The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
> > She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'
> > Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.
> > Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother,
> > 'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
> >
> > A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach...
> > As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
> > She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'
> > The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
> > She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'
> > Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.
> > Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother,
> > 'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
