moparstuart
Well-Known Member
A Preacher was explaining that he
must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a
hush within the congregation,... No one wanted him to leave.
Joe Smith,
who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, .... 'If
the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his
wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The
congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful
entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, ' If the Preacher will stay on here,
I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee
the college education of all his children!'
More sighs and loud
applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the
Preacher stays, .... I will give him sex!'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to
say that?'
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide,
holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side
to side, while his wife replies, 'Well , I just asked my husband how we could
help, and he said, ........'Screw him!'
Isn't senility wonderful?
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my
mouth
must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a
hush within the congregation,... No one wanted him to leave.
Joe Smith,
who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, .... 'If
the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his
wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The
congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful
entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, ' If the Preacher will stay on here,
I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee
the college education of all his children!'
More sighs and loud
applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the
Preacher stays, .... I will give him sex!'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to
say that?'
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide,
holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side
to side, while his wife replies, 'Well , I just asked my husband how we could
help, and he said, ........'Screw him!'
Isn't senility wonderful?
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my
mouth
