Norma

[george68hemirr]

>
> HOW IS NORMA?
>>
>> This is perfect!!
>>
>> A sweet grandmother
>> Telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked,
>>
>> "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
>>
>> The operatorsaid, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's
> the name and room number of the patient?"
>>
>> The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302."
>>
>> The operator replied,
>> "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that
>> room."
>>
>> After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
>> "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
>> blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and
> her
>> Physician,
> Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
>> The grandmother said,
>> "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the
>> good
>> News."
>>
>> The operator replied,
>> "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
>>
>> The grandmother said.... "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells
>> me shit!"
>>
>> (TRUE
> STORY)