Bee Keeper
Well-Known Member
A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to
the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in
this church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to
inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does
not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million
bucks in the lottery and I want to join this damn church to put
some of this money to good use."
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in
this church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to
inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does
not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million
bucks in the lottery and I want to join this damn church to put
some of this money to good use."
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
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