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New Government Seal:

Bee Keeper

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Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get any more accurate than that .
 

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"We laugh at things because they are funny,we laugh at things because they are true! " Al Capone in "The Untouchables"
 
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