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never heard this little johnny joke before

george68hemirr

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The parish priest needs his house painted so he offers the job to one of
His altar boys, Little Johnny. The first day Little Johnny paints the
Entire inside of the house, he's sweating like hell but eventually gets
It finished.

The priest commends him on the work and with a flourish hands him $5.
Little Johnny looks at the money and says to the priest, 'Thanks very
Much Father, . . . You're a virgin.'

The priest is a bit startled but makes no remark. The next day Little
Johnny has to paint the outside of the house; it's a really hot day and
He just manages to finish the job without collapsing. The priest looks
At the job and this time gives Little Johnny another $5 bill. Once again
Little Johnny looks at the money and says, 'Thanks very much Father, you
Really are a virgin.'

At this stage the priest decides to take action. 'Little Johnny,' he
Says, 'that's twice you called me a virgin. Do you have any idea what
The word means?'

'Yes,' says Little Johnny, 'it means a tight cunt!' :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 

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george68hemirr said:
The parish priest needs his house painted so he offers the job to one of
His altar boys, Little Johnny. The first day Little Johnny paints the
Entire inside of the house, he's sweating like hell but eventually gets
It finished.

The priest commends him on the work and with a flourish hands him $5.
Little Johnny looks at the money and says to the priest, 'Thanks very
Much Father, . . . You're a virgin.'

The priest is a bit startled but makes no remark. The next day Little
Johnny has to paint the outside of the house; it's a really hot day and
He just manages to finish the job without collapsing. The priest looks
At the job and this time gives Little Johnny another $5 bill. Once again
Little Johnny looks at the money and says, 'Thanks very much Father, you
Really are a virgin.'

At this stage the priest decides to take action. 'Little Johnny,' he
Says, 'that's twice you called me a virgin. Do you have any idea what
The word means?'

'Yes,' says Little Johnny, 'it means a tight cunt!' :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:toetap: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
 
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