Big John
Sit back, relax Don't bitch about the cigar smoke
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My wife and I were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. I gets up and goes to the door where my drunken neighbor Bob, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," I said , "it is 3:00 in the friggin' morning!"
I slams the door and goes back to bed.
"Who was that?" My wife says..
"Just the next door neighbor bob and he's drunk again, he wants a push..I told her.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says my wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two nice guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
So being the chump I am, I do what I'm told, I gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
I called out into the dark, "HEY BOB!!, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" I called out..
"Yes, please!" comes Bob's reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" I asked...
"Over here on the swing," replied the Bob..
"Not a chance," I said , "it is 3:00 in the friggin' morning!"
I slams the door and goes back to bed.
"Who was that?" My wife says..
"Just the next door neighbor bob and he's drunk again, he wants a push..I told her.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says my wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two nice guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
So being the chump I am, I do what I'm told, I gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
I called out into the dark, "HEY BOB!!, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" I called out..
"Yes, please!" comes Bob's reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" I asked...
"Over here on the swing," replied the Bob..
