moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
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> >
>
> >
>
> > 1. Light travels faster than sound. This
> is
> > why some people appear bright until you hear
>
> > them speak.
>
> >
>
> > 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>
> >
>
> > 3. Change is inevitable, except from a
> vending
> > machine..
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> >
>
> > 4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by
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> > those who don't.
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> >
>
> > 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently
>
> > talented fool.
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> >
>
> > 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a
> 50-50
> > chance of getting something right, there's a
>
> > 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
>
> >
>
> > 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world
>
> > end to end, someone would be stupid enough to
>
> > try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a
>
> > hill, in the fog.
>
> >
>
> > 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just
> like
> > it.
>
> >
>
> > 9. The things that come to those who wait
> will
> > be the things left by those who got there
>
> > first.
>
> >
>
> > 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a
>
> > day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in
> a
> > boat all day, drinking beer.
>
> >
>
> > 11. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store
>
> > dead batteries.
>
> >
>
> > 12. The shin bone is a device for finding
>
> > furniture in a dark room.
>
> >
>
> > 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax
> is
> > a fine for doing well.
>
> >
>
> > 14. When you go into court, you are putting
>
> > yourself in the hands of 12 people who
> weren't
> > smart enough to get out of jury duty.
>
>
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > 1. Light travels faster than sound. This
> is
> > why some people appear bright until you hear
>
> > them speak.
>
> >
>
> > 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>
> >
>
> > 3. Change is inevitable, except from a
> vending
> > machine..
>
> >
>
> > 4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by
>
> > those who don't.
>
> >
>
> > 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently
>
> > talented fool.
>
> >
>
> > 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a
> 50-50
> > chance of getting something right, there's a
>
> > 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
>
> >
>
> > 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world
>
> > end to end, someone would be stupid enough to
>
> > try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a
>
> > hill, in the fog.
>
> >
>
> > 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just
> like
> > it.
>
> >
>
> > 9. The things that come to those who wait
> will
> > be the things left by those who got there
>
> > first.
>
> >
>
> > 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a
>
> > day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in
> a
> > boat all day, drinking beer.
>
> >
>
> > 11. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store
>
> > dead batteries.
>
> >
>
> > 12. The shin bone is a device for finding
>
> > furniture in a dark room.
>
> >
>
> > 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax
> is
> > a fine for doing well.
>
> >
>
> > 14. When you go into court, you are putting
>
> > yourself in the hands of 12 people who
> weren't
> > smart enough to get out of jury duty.
>
>
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