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more old people jokes

moparstuart

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'OLD' IS WHEN...>>
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer,>>
'Pick one; I can't do both!'>>>>
'OLD' IS WHEN...>> Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're>> barefoot.>>>>
'OLD' IS WHEN...>> Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.>>>>
'OLD' IS WHEN....>> You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to>>
go along.>>>>
'OLD' IS WHEN...>> You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the >> police>> .>>>>
'OLD' IS WHEN..>> 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber >> today.
 
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