more old age jokes for you old guys LOL

[moparstuart]

Two elderly people , he was a widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse.

The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, 'Will you marry me?'

After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered 'Yes. Yes, I will!'

The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. 'Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?'

He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her.

First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, 'When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ' Yes' or did you say 'No'?'

He was delighted to hear her say, 'Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart.' Then she continued, 'And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me.'

 

[69hemibeep]

Asked what :huh: :lmao:

 

[moparstuart]

Asked what :huh: :lmao:

I think you may have forgot bob but you called me yesterday and told me I could have your hemi car when you pass away . :drive:

 

[69hemibeep]

Asked what :huh: :lmao:

I think you may have forgot bob but you called me yesterday and told me I could have your hemi car when you pass away . :drive:

Did you hire a hitman yet

 

[moparstuart]

Asked what :huh: :lmao:

I think you may have forgot bob but you called me yesterday and told me I could have your hemi car when you pass away . :drive:

Did you hire a hitman yet

no I want you to enjoy it some . I know you will take good care of it for me . :jester:

 

[Roadcuda]

[ I think you may have forgot bob but you called me yesterday and told me I could have your hemi car when you pass away . :drive:[/quote]
Did you hire a hitman yet [/quote]
no I want you to enjoy it some . I know you will take good care of it for me . :jester:[/quote]
I think you just want Bob to work out the kinks in it first! ot:

 

[ACME A12]

I think you just want Bob to work out the kinks in it first! ot:

:yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod:

We have a winner...!

 

[mcmopar]

Sounds about like my 94 yr. old grandma. She can hardly remember anything she told me (or I told her) yesterday!