Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

[george68hemirr]

Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

There
is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the
difference between them?


In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:


GUTS - Is
arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'


BALLS - Is coming
home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume
and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
ass and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.


Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.


Both result in death. :lmao:

 

[Steve]

:yeathat:

 

[69hemibeep]

:yeathat:

 

[Roadcuda]

I'll have to remember those. That's if I ever get into that situation!!! :jester: