moparstuart
Well-Known Member
The Cardiologist
> A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Dodge SRT-4
> when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop, who was waiting for
> the
> service manager to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the
> garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?' The cardiologist, a bit
> surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the SRT.
>
>
> The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag, and asked, 'So,
> Doc,
> look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any
> damage, and
> then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how
> come I
> make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary, and you get the really big
> bucks, $1,695,759, when you and I are doing basically the same work?' The
> cardiologist paused, smiled, and leaned over, then whispered to the
> mechanic,
>
>
> 'Try doing it with the engine running.'
> A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Dodge SRT-4
> when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop, who was waiting for
> the
> service manager to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the
> garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?' The cardiologist, a bit
> surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the SRT.
>
>
> The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag, and asked, 'So,
> Doc,
> look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any
> damage, and
> then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how
> come I
> make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary, and you get the really big
> bucks, $1,695,759, when you and I are doing basically the same work?' The
> cardiologist paused, smiled, and leaned over, then whispered to the
> mechanic,
>
>
> 'Try doing it with the engine running.'
I didn't say repeat