moparstuart
Well-Known Member
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH
>>
>> A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
>> you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
>>
>> She calls on little Ralphy.
>>
>> He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
>>
>> The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your
>> thinking..'
>>
>> Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.
>>
>> There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
>>
>> One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
>>
>> The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
>>
>> The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
>>
>> Which one is married?'
>>
>> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one
>> that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
>>
>> To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the
>> wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
>>
>>
>> A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
>> you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
>>
>> She calls on little Ralphy.
>>
>> He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
>>
>> The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your
>> thinking..'
>>
>> Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.
>>
>> There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
>>
>> One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
>>
>> The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
>>
>> The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
>>
>> Which one is married?'
>>
>> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one
>> that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
>>
>> To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the
>> wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
>>
