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> Subject: Marine Humor
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> A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
> Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
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> On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
> less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert, and as first aid was
> given to both men the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
> happened.
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> The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
> highway, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other
> and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
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> I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who
> got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat,
> good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.
>
> So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a mean-spirited hooker!
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> He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
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> "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
> hit us."
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> A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
> Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
>
> On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
> less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert, and as first aid was
> given to both men the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
> happened.
>
>
>
>
> The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
> highway, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other
> and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
>
> I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who
> got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat,
> good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.
>
> So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a mean-spirited hooker!
>
>
> He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
>
> "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
> hit us."
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