Loud Music
Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.I was in a
Dutch Bros. Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling
and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place
was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and
reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the
music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at
me.I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.
This is what happens when old people start using technology.
Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.I was in a
Dutch Bros. Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling
and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place
was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and
reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the
music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at
me.I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.
This is what happens when old people start using technology.
