moparstuart
Well-Known Member
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all
> of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make
> his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.**
>
> *"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.*
>
> *"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.*
>
> *"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the
> agent.*
>
> *"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture
> of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on
> the other."*
>
> *"This I gotta see," replied the agent.*
>
> *With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.*
>
> *"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip
> back to Chicago ."*
>
> *"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"*
>
> *The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."*** *
>
>
>
>
>
> Nobody is perfect.
> I am nobody.
> Therefore, I am perfect.
> of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make
> his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.**
>
> *"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.*
>
> *"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.*
>
> *"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the
> agent.*
>
> *"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture
> of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on
> the other."*
>
> *"This I gotta see," replied the agent.*
>
> *With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.*
>
> *"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip
> back to Chicago ."*
>
> *"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"*
>
> *The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."*** *
>
>
>
>
>
> Nobody is perfect.
> I am nobody.
> Therefore, I am perfect.
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