earlyrides
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The 4th grade teacher gives all the kids in her class a homework assignment.
“Everyone has to get a story from your parents about your family’s history that has a moral at the end of the story.”
So when the assignment is due all of the kids are giving their presentations when it is finally little Johnny’s turn:
Johnny says, “My story is about my uncle John that I am named after. He was in Iraq serving in the Marines as a helicopter pilot. He had just dropped off some marines in a hot landing zone and was returning to base flying solo when his helicopter hydraulic line got hit by an insurgent bullet.
Well he knew he wasn’t going to make it back to the base so he quickly surveyed the situation and it didn’t look good.
• He was flying over an area full of insurgents.
• He only had his Beretta side arm with 14 rounds, his bowie knife, and a pint of Jack Daniels.
• So knowing the bottle of Jack would surely break when he lands hard, he chugged it.
When he landed he went right through the roof of a building and luckily he wasn’t injured too bad; but there were 15 insurgents in the building that all wanted to kill him.
He killed 14 of them with the 14 shots in his pistol then killed the last one in hand to hand combat using his knife before being picked up by another helicopter.”
The horrified teacher replied; “Johnny; what could possibly be the moral of that story?!”
Johnny replied, “Well my Dad said the moral was not to mess with Uncle John when he has been drinking Jack Daniels.”
“Everyone has to get a story from your parents about your family’s history that has a moral at the end of the story.”
So when the assignment is due all of the kids are giving their presentations when it is finally little Johnny’s turn:
Johnny says, “My story is about my uncle John that I am named after. He was in Iraq serving in the Marines as a helicopter pilot. He had just dropped off some marines in a hot landing zone and was returning to base flying solo when his helicopter hydraulic line got hit by an insurgent bullet.
Well he knew he wasn’t going to make it back to the base so he quickly surveyed the situation and it didn’t look good.
• He was flying over an area full of insurgents.
• He only had his Beretta side arm with 14 rounds, his bowie knife, and a pint of Jack Daniels.
• So knowing the bottle of Jack would surely break when he lands hard, he chugged it.
When he landed he went right through the roof of a building and luckily he wasn’t injured too bad; but there were 15 insurgents in the building that all wanted to kill him.
He killed 14 of them with the 14 shots in his pistol then killed the last one in hand to hand combat using his knife before being picked up by another helicopter.”
The horrified teacher replied; “Johnny; what could possibly be the moral of that story?!”
Johnny replied, “Well my Dad said the moral was not to mess with Uncle John when he has been drinking Jack Daniels.”
