moparstuart
Well-Known Member
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in **Washington , DC** when he sees
> a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her
> by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her,
> under the eyes of her screaming parents. **
>
> *The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion
> square on the nose with a powerful punch. *
>
> *Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and
> the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A
> reporter has watched the whole event. *
>
> *The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most
> gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' *
>
> *The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was
> behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt
> right.' *
>
> *The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
> journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the
> front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
> affiliation do you have?' *
>
> *The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist
> leaves. *
>
> *The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
> brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: *
>
> *U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH**
> *That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.*
>
>
> a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her
> by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her,
> under the eyes of her screaming parents. **
>
> *The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion
> square on the nose with a powerful punch. *
>
> *Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and
> the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A
> reporter has watched the whole event. *
>
> *The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most
> gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' *
>
> *The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was
> behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt
> right.' *
>
> *The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
> journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the
> front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
> affiliation do you have?' *
>
> *The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist
> leaves. *
>
> *The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
> brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: *
>
> *U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH**
> *That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.*
>
>
