>> The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
>> the 'Style Invitational'.
>>
>> The requirements this week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky' (the
>> Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in the same limerick.
>>
>> The following winning entries were actually printed
>> verbatim in the newspaper, no bleeps or xxxs:
>>
>>
>> Third place:
>>
>> There once was a girl named Lewinsky
>> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
>> T'was 'Hail to the Chief'
>> On this flute made of beef
>> That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>>
>>
>> Second place:
>>
>> Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
>> We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
>> Since you made such a mess,
>> Use the hem of your dress
>> And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.
>>
>>
>> And the winning entry:
>>
>> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
>> What Kaczynski must surely have known,
>> That an intern is better
>> Than a bomb in a letter
>> When deciding how best to be blown.
>> the 'Style Invitational'.
>>
>> The requirements this week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky' (the
>> Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in the same limerick.
>>
>> The following winning entries were actually printed
>> verbatim in the newspaper, no bleeps or xxxs:
>>
>>
>> Third place:
>>
>> There once was a girl named Lewinsky
>> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
>> T'was 'Hail to the Chief'
>> On this flute made of beef
>> That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>>
>>
>> Second place:
>>
>> Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
>> We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
>> Since you made such a mess,
>> Use the hem of your dress
>> And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.
>>
>>
>> And the winning entry:
>>
>> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
>> What Kaczynski must surely have known,
>> That an intern is better
>> Than a bomb in a letter
>> When deciding how best to be blown.
