george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Lead - Follow - or get out of the way
An ITALIAN and a CHINESE entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the CHINESE stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the CHINESE said to the ITALIAN, "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me.
You can't beat that."
ITALIAN replied: "You want to see something better ? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."
So they went to the counter and the ITALIAN said to the shopkeeper: "Do you want to see magic ?" The shopkeeper replied: "Yes." The ITALIAN said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The ITALIAN asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic ?"
The ITALIAN replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."
You just CAN'T beat an ITALIAN........... … :groucho:
An ITALIAN and a CHINESE entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the CHINESE stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the CHINESE said to the ITALIAN, "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me.
You can't beat that."
ITALIAN replied: "You want to see something better ? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."
So they went to the counter and the ITALIAN said to the shopkeeper: "Do you want to see magic ?" The shopkeeper replied: "Yes." The ITALIAN said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The ITALIAN asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic ?"
The ITALIAN replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."
You just CAN'T beat an ITALIAN........... … :groucho:
