• When you click on links to various merchants on this site and make a purchase, this can result in this site earning a commission. Affiliate programs and affiliations include, but are not limited to, the eBay Partner Network.

late nite jokes

george68hemirr

I think you guys are full of shit.
Joined
Jan 23, 2009
Messages
12,645
Reaction score
69
Location
hudson valley ny
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. – Leno



Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. – O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. – Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. – Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! – Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. – Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. - Letterman
 

mcmopar

Well-Known Member
Joined
Dec 28, 2008
Messages
3,438
Reaction score
9
Location
Orlando, FL
moparstuart said:
ACME A12 said:
All very good...but I'm too pissed about obamacare to laugh... :soap:
hurray I finally have health car :jester:

That should read "hurray, I am finally FORCED to have health care!" Hope you can get a subsidy. Welcome to the new Socialist States of Amerika, Comrade!
 

69hemibeep

Sponge Bob Square Wheels
Joined
Sep 10, 2008
Messages
22,220
Reaction score
2,458
Location
AZ Desert,
mcmopar said:
moparstuart said:
ACME A12 said:
All very good...but I'm too pissed about obamacare to laugh... :soap:
hurray I finally have health car :jester:

That should read "hurray, I am finally FORCED to have health care!" Hope you can get a subsidy. Welcome to the new Socialist States of Amerika, Comrade!
You got that right :soap:
 
Back
Top