Just a little English humor.

[george68hemirr]

Just a little English humor.
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans
are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under
that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his
place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the
wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now,
sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

 

[69hemibeep]

:lmao:

 

[Mel69rrvert]

Good one George!

 

[Collin]

Throw em both out!!

 

[Roadcuda]

That lady obviously doesn't know her country's history. If it wasn't for American service men she very likely wouldn't now be a French lady!!!! And I like how that Englishman thinks!!!