george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Just a few things CONFUCIUS DIDN'T say:
- Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
- Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
- Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
- Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.
- Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
- Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.
- Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
- War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night..
- It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
- Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
- Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
- Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Finally, CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . .
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
