Steve
Well-Known Member
A bus stops and an Italian man gets on. He sits down, fetches out his mobile and starts a very animated conversation.
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
An old lady behind the man is furious at hearing such filth.
"You foul-mouthed wop! " snaps the lady. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Heya you old bitch!" says the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi..."
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
An old lady behind the man is furious at hearing such filth.
"You foul-mouthed wop! " snaps the lady. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Heya you old bitch!" says the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi..."
