george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
A U.S. Navy Captain Was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Captain Decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
Failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it
Was "pleasure?"
A Commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.
An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his
State of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Col. Turned to the Marine Private who was in charge
Of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young private responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%
Pleasure."
The Col. Was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
Doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the Marine Corps.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Captain Decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
Failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it
Was "pleasure?"
A Commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.
An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his
State of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Col. Turned to the Marine Private who was in charge
Of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young private responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%
Pleasure."
The Col. Was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
Doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the Marine Corps.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
