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irishman

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I think you guys are full of shit.
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An Irishman walking down the street sees a woman with
perfect breasts.

He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your
breasts for $100?

"Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he
asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

"Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000
dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000
dollars - Ok,

just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over
there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse
to reveal the

most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them,
he grabs

them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly,
kissing them,

licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting
them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you
gonna bite them

or not?"

*"Nah", says the Irishman... "Costs too much..."*
 
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