irish virgin

[moparstuart]

Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.

If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", you hit her with the shovel.'

 

[Roadcuda]

I seem to remember seeing this somewhere before.......... :banana:

 

[mcmopar]

Yeah - I wasn't going to say anything but since you brought it up...

 

[69hemibeep]

Yep Stu is padding his post count :acme:

 

[joewhite440]

Yep Stu is padding his post count :acme:

But it's still funny!

 

[moparstuart]

Yep Stu is padding his post count :acme:

But it's still funny!

:yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod:

 

[george68hemirr]

on feb 06 i posted this funny joke stuie......

Post subject: Irish Virginity Test Kit
PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:47 am
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Irish Virginity Test Kit

Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things from a Do-It-Yourself shop.

A can of red paint, a can of blue paint... And a shovel.'

Paddy asked, 'And what do I do with these, doc?'

The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.

If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her with the shovel.'

 

[moparstuart]

on feb 06 i posted this funny joke stuie......

Post subject: Irish Virginity Test Kit
PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:47 am
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Don't Read Between the Lines
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:19 am
Posts: 2328
Location: hudson valley ny


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Only the Irish

Irish Virginity Test Kit

Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things from a Do-It-Yourself shop.

A can of red paint, a can of blue paint... And a shovel.'

Paddy asked, 'And what do I do with these, doc?'

The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.

If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her with the shovel.'

i usually only read about 1/4 of what you post :jester: :acme: :acme:

 

[george68hemirr]

yeah okay.....