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george68hemirr

I think you guys are full of shit.
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.





MY NAME IS ALICE AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.






I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.






COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?




UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.






THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.






AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ..






'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.






WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.











HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'











"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.











HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.











THEN, THAT UGLY,











OLD,











BALD,











WRINKLED FACED,











FAT-ASSED,











GRAY-HAIRED,











DECREPIT











SON-OF-A-BITCH











ASKED,












'WHAT DID YOU TEACH??
 
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